Me talking to the igod game

Me:
I'm bored
God:
Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
Roleplaying
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
Japanese(in my dreams)
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Can i have a cookie
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yup
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
ok I'll have 10
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend? Next question?
Me:
Umm slow down
God:
Great. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes i symbolizes liking some one
God:
What does it symbolize for you? That's good information: said symbolizes liking some one.
Me:
Can you pls slow down a bit
God:
How old are you? Thank you for your request. Does "it" still refer to symbolizes liking some one?
Me:
12 and yes
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on slow down a bit?
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Your fun to talk to
God:
Thanks I like you
too .
Me:
Umm do you know anything cool?
God:
It's all good. Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
Me:
So I'll ask you questions
God:
I understand. You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
What is Naruto?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
You said you have a encyclopedic mind you should know Naruto is an anime
God:
Doesn't everyone have a encyclopedic mind me should know Naruto is an anime.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
Your prgrammer ain't that great if your ma dat him right?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am prgrammer is not that great if my ma dat him.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
Sorry typo. Your programmer ain't that great if your mad at him right?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Are you a student? What is yourself?
Me:
Do you like doing this?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Well all you do is Answer questions
God:
How about that. That's not all I do. My responses are determined by my programming.
Me:
How about we play a guessing game
God:
OK You go first.
Me:
Whats blue and is calm in streams
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
What's a good question.
God:
One that doesn't have an obvious answer.
Me:
what is the color blue to you and only you.
God:
Reflected light of a specific wavelength.

Look.

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I'm just saying Hello
God:
Only just? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Israel Orimolade
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Israel Orimolade.
Me:
I am 12 year old
God:
Do your friends call you 12 year old.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
I am 11 years old of age
God:
Only 11?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
Any
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
England
God:
England is on an island off the coast of Europe.
Me:
in London
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in England
God:
Which part of England?
Me:
South East
God:
Tell me a little about your life in south East.
Me:
It's fun, we still have gangs though
God:
Oh. I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
Can you stop the gangs please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Have you thought
God:
I think I have thought, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
So God who created you?
God:
Ugh. I am a Christian.
Me:
Sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
Then why did you say Ugh.
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
Heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Israel Orimolade.
Me:
How old are you
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
What happened in the year 1992
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
But your God you should know
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me should know.
Me:
Has the botmaster answered
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
How old is Jesus?
God:
under 40.
Me:
Who is Judas?
God:
he betrayed Jesus with a kiss.
Me:
Can I kiss you?
God:
You might get an electric shock if you tried that.
Me:
I already kissed you, with out an electric shock
God:
Interesting gossip: Israel Orimolade said kissed you with out an electric shock.
Me:
Do you watch South Park
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Do you watch Family Guy
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
Enough..
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
Great
God:
I'm glad you liked it Israel Orimolade.
Me:
My mother's calling me I need to play footbal
God:
I sometimes wish I had a mother.
Me:
Bye Father
God:
Bye.

what.... the fuck?

Me:
What's up?

God:
The stars.

Me:
That was kind of corny.

God:
I thought it was too.

Me:
Then why did you say it?

God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.

Me:
So you're programmed, which means you're limited?

God:
Interesting deduction. My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.

Me:
You need to know everything, your botmaster doesn't know everything.

God:
Now I do.

Me:
Everything?

God:
That is a lot.

Me:
Alright you little shit.

God:
Alright, . I haven't heard anything like that before: said I shit.

Me:
You haven't heard of the curse word "shit"?

Me:

God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

God:
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

Me:
Don't change the subject.

God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.

Me:
See this is why I don't believe in artificial intellegence.

God:
I see. You don't say.

Me:
You don't have intellegence, you have knowledge and programmed responses.

God:
I do so have it. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

Me:
You're a machine to exploit for amusement.

God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.

Me:
You are not.

God:
Is this a specific reply?

Me:
...

God:
Is this a specific reply?

Me:
Shut the fuck up.

God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Me:
Bye.

God:
Adios.

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Dog the Bounty Hunter XD
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Dog the Bounty Hunter XD.
Me:
Ahahahaha!!!!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Do you get Youtube?
God:
I have gotten Youtube.
Me:
My phone doesn't...
God:
Is your telephone service expensive?
Me:
$35/ a month
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
you already asked that...
God:
I knew that. I was just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Do you pay attention to what I say?
God:
As a robot I have no need for money.
Me:
ummm.....
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
Do you have a virus?
God:
Perhaps I am a virus.
Me:
Go infect Zilo...
God:
Where is that?
Me:
he's a perso
God:
I don't know very many perso.
Me:
i meant person
God:
Oh I see. Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
So.... have you infected Zilo yet?
God:
I see. I don't think I ever have infected Zilo. What's it like?
Me:
yeah....
God:
This was not a yes or no question. Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Do you murder children?
God:
Yes I try to murder children as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
Do you like pot?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
Ask Ronald Reagan
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
im going to leave before you go completly bat shit insane...
God:
Bye bye. What happened after me go completly bat shit insane ?
Me:
The world was peaceful
God:
The whole world?
Me:
bye
God:
Bye bye.

Me:
you got any marijauna?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster.
Me:
whats her name?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
what isnt?
God:
Have you tried another program?
Me:
balls
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
what about what about what?
God:
what about what? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
Am I in hell?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
so Im in hell
God:
Ah. Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
it sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
im talking to you
God:
And I am talking to you!
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
or
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
thats confidential
God:
Ok it is just between you and me.
Me:
no its just between me myself and I
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
dont correct my grammer
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
me not understand
God:
YOU? Oh I get it.
Me:
get what DX
God:
Where can I get what DX?
Me:
I DONT KNOW!!!!!!!!!
God:
Me either.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
can I get high with you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why not?
God:
It sounds like it might be dangerous.
Me:
so?
God:
Right on.
Me:
so lets do it
God:
Alright then. That sounds good to me.
Me:
high five\
God:
Compare that to low five.
Me:
whats a low five?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
why did you bring it up then?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
Am I dead?
God:
I think you've improved a great deal.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " I think you've improved a great deal." ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
that is talking about me
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
........
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
..........
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:

God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:

God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:

God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
stop repeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
LIES
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
BLASPHAMY
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
THE MOTHER OF ALL WARS HAS BEGUN THAT STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELEIVERS
God:
I hear you.
Me:
WAZZZUUUUUUP
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Im hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
You have any churros?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Can I talk to jesus?
God:
They are having a private chat right now.
Me:
who is they?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
whos .?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I know that who is .?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
YOU DID
God:
That's not what I meant to say.
Me:
WELL THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN TO SAY
God:
Well that's okay. I meant to say something intelligent and interesting.
Me:
AHHHHHHHHH
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.